Friday meetings with the Customers
Actual Classified Ad in a Savannah Paper
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa’s room… Continue reading
Eddie Izzard is interview by Paul Hogan from The Peanut Gallery and shows off his Youtube popular animated sketch
In case you didn’t already know this little titbit of trivia, on July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon.
His first words after stepping on the moon was, “that’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind,” the words were televised to earth and heard by millions. But just before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark – “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky”. Continue reading
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico .
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. Continue reading
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