To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
In case you didn’t already know this little titbit of trivia, on July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon.
His first words after stepping on the moon was, “that’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind,” the words were televised to earth and heard by millions. But just before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark – “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky”.Continue reading →