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Lawyer Story of the Year

BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE  YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY
This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina .  A lawyer purchased a
box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against,
among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
cigars, the lawyer filed  a claim against the insurance company.

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Radio Interview with Australian Major General

For those that don’t know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian.

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this!

This is one of the best comeback lines.

A portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Group visiting his military Headquarters is below.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
!
We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?
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The Doctor’s receptionist

An older gentleman had an  appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with  several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with  patients… As he approached the receptionist‘s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

He gave her his name.  In a very loud  voice, the receptionist said,

“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”

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