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Golf Advice?

English: Golfer in Yyteri Golf Links.

Subject: Golf Advice

A man goes to a golf pro for some advice.


‘Well, what should I do?’ asked the man.

Hold the club gently,’ the pro replied,
‘just like you’d hold your wife‘s breast.’
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The Farmer and the Little Old Lady

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem – how to carry his entire purchases home.

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Resetting the password

I had to tell you this one – it is very typical for many of us!

Resetting the Password’

“Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired – you must register a new one.”

 

roses

 

“Sorry, too few characters.”

 

pretty roses

 

“Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character.”

 

1 pretty rose

 

“Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.”

 

1prettyrose

 

“Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters.”

 

1fuckingprettyrose

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