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The Male Patient

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

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Some one-liners for amusement

  • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. ·
  • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! ·
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. ·
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. ·
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. ·

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