September | 2016 | StevesFunnies.com

A Scottish café has become a social media hit thanks to its daily pun-filled sandwich board signs which have delighted customers.

Social media users are sharing the signs created by staff at the seafront Inversnecky Café, located in Aberdeen.

The café also posts photos of the signs, some of which are inspired from suggestions by customers, on its popular Facebook page.

Owner Martin Vicca explained he originally bought the board to advertise the café’s daily specials but instead decided to have some fun with his sandwich puns.

He told Metro.co.uk : “Originally the idea was to use the board to publish the daily specials and I just put out a board as we were not quite organised to do any yet.

“It’s too busy in summer to cope. Things went downhill from there.”

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LIVERPOOL CLASSIC!

A woman walks into the Liverpool benefits office, trailed by 15 kids. >

‘WOW!’ the social worker exclaims, ‘Are they ALL > yours? ‘Yeah, they are all mine,’ the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, ‘Sit down Terry.’ All the children rush to find seats.

‘Well,’ says the social worker, ‘you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your children’s names.’

‘This one’s my oldest – he is Terry.’

‘OK, and who’s next?’ ‘Well, this one is Terry, too.’

The social worker raises an eyebrow but she continues, one by one, through the oldest four boys, all named Terry.

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