An amusing, cheeky anecdote about Father Christmas
On the night of Christmas, Santa arrived at a house, down the chimney to find a beautiful, gorgeous woman dressed only in a negligee.
Santa said, “ Yo ho ho, Merry Christmas”
She replied in a soft sexy voice, “ Santa baby, if you put that sack down and slowly take off mine and your clothes, I’ll give you a Christmas to remember!”
Santa said, “ I’m really sorry, and I’d love to stay a while, but this is the busiest night in my year. I really will have to say, no thank you”
With that said, and in the flickering candle light, she slowly removed her negligee to reveal a really sexy, voluptuous, naked woman.
After gulping, Santa then said “Well, I’ll have to stay now as I can’t get back up that chimney!”
– Steve Curtis
StevesFunnies.com 
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