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My Proposed Golf Book, the Highlights and Terminology
Dear Friends, I have written a book and am quite proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I’m asking friends and family to spread the news about this essential read. This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my 10+ years…
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A few ‘Oldies’ Jokes
Joke 1 (of 6) An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.’ The…
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GoodBye Mum
Hope this touches you the way it touched me! GOODBYE MUM A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t…
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“The Parrot is Dead?”
At dawn the telephone rings, “Hello, Senor Steve? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house. I am sorry to bother you whilst you are in your holiday villa in France, taking a few weeks off from your busy schedule.” “Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?” “Um,…
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Anger Management
When you have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know – and someone who deserves it. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to…
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Disciplining the Children
Most people nowadays think it improper to discipline children, so a friend of mine has tried other methods to control his kids when they have had one of ‘those moments.’ Since he is a pilot, one that he has found very effective is to just take the child for a flight in the plane during…
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