Category: Christmas
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Ten quick-fire jokes for the Christmas Crackers
Why did the Christmas turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! Why did the Christmas dinner go to therapy? It had too many issues with the stuffing! Why did Santa go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills! How did the Christmas tree apply…
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Santa’s dilemma
An amusing, cheeky anecdote about Father Christmas On the night of Christmas, Santa arrived at a house, down the chimney to find a beautiful, gorgeous woman dressed only in a negligee. Santa said, “ Yo ho ho, Merry Christmas” She replied in a soft sexy voice, “ Santa baby, if…
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