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The Male Patient

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

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Some one-liners for amusement

  • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. ·
  • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! ·
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. ·
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. ·
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. ·

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Woman Stops Grizzly Bear with .45 calibre pistol

The value of guns in the wild


Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With .25 Calibre Pistol.

This is a story of self control and marksmanship.  A woman survived a grizzly bear attack with one well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire.

These are her own words:

While out hiking in Missoula, Montana, with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear

came charging at us out of nowhere.

She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.

If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire, I would not be here today! 

I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. 

It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily.

While the grizzly mauled him, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. 

I love that pistol.  I’ll find other boyfriends.

Very Funny

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