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Anger Management

  When you have a really bad day,
and you just need to take it out on someone,
don’t take it out on someone you know,
take it out on someone you don’t know –

and someone who deserves it.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered
a phone call I’d forgotten to make.

I found the number and dialled it.

A man answered, saying ‘Hello.’

I politely said, ‘This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?’

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear
‘Get the right f***ing number!’
And the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude.

When I tracked down Robyn’s correct number
to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed
the last two digits.

After hanging up with her,
I decided to call the ‘wrong’ number again.

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