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Hot Air Balloon

This is a British political joke: (You might have gathered by the ‘Hot Air’ Balloon!)

You need to know the three main parties:

Liberal, Conservative and Labour – there was a coalition between the Conservatives and Liberals.


The Story:

A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost.

She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

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Café Boards


A Scottish café has become a social media hit thanks to its daily pun-filled sandwich board signs which have delighted customers.

Social media users are sharing the signs created by staff at the seafront Inversnecky Café, located in Aberdeen.

The café also posts photos of the signs, some of which are inspired from suggestions by customers, on its popular Facebook page.

Owner Martin Vicca explained he originally bought the board to advertise the café’s daily specials but instead decided to have some fun with his sandwich puns.

He told : “Originally the idea was to use the board to publish the daily specials and I just put out a board as we were not quite organised to do any yet.

“It’s too busy in summer to cope. Things went downhill from there.”

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The kids named Terry in Liverpool


A woman walks into the Liverpool benefits office, trailed by 15 kids. >

‘WOW!’ the social worker exclaims, ‘Are they ALL > yours?  ‘Yeah, they are all mine,’ the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, ‘Sit down Terry.’ All the children rush to find seats.

‘Well,’ says the social worker, ‘you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your children’s names.’

‘This one’s my oldest – he is Terry.’

‘OK, and who’s next?’  ‘Well, this one is Terry, too.’

The social worker raises an eyebrow but she continues, one by one, through the oldest four boys, all named Terry.

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Woman Stops Grizzly Bear with .45 calibre pistol

The value of guns in the wild


Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With .25 Calibre Pistol.

This is a story of self control and marksmanship.  A woman survived a grizzly bear attack with one well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire.

These are her own words:

While out hiking in Missoula, Montana, with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear

came charging at us out of nowhere.

She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.

If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire, I would not be here today! 

I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. 

It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily.

While the grizzly mauled him, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. 

I love that pistol.  I’ll find other boyfriends.