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That damn jar!
He said, “I’d like you to, uh, put a sample in that.”I said. “What now?”He said, “Poss.. if possible. Yes.”Now I said, “I can’t do it now!”I said, “You know, if I were a young man every five minutes,I could have done it. But I’m an older man now.I. I really can’t do that.”He said…
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Ten quick-fire jokes for the Christmas Crackers
Why did the Christmas turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! Why did the Christmas dinner go to therapy? It had too many issues with the stuffing! Why did Santa go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills! How did the Christmas tree apply for a job? It submitted…
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Santa’s dilemma
An amusing, cheeky anecdote about Father Christmas On the night of Christmas, Santa arrived at a house, down the chimney to find a beautiful, gorgeous woman dressed only in a negligee. Santa said, “ Yo ho ho, Merry Christmas” She replied in a soft sexy voice, “ Santa baby, if you put that sack down…
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Scot Squad nailing political correctness 😅
Chief of police making a catalogue of questionable apologies to a variety of cultures and communities. 🫣
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A good golf yarn
You’re playing golf for the club championships……After 17 holes, you and your opponant are dead even…..You have the honours off the 18th tee …..You hit your drive straight down the fairway a good 250 yards ……….Your opponant drives a slice in the woods on the right …..You help him look for the ball for about…
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Sky Diving Stag Do
This is a lovely video – do watch:
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