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The Perfect Man.
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every…
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A pilot father’s discipline with love
Most people today think it improper to discipline children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have had one of those moments. Since I’m a pilot, one method that I have found very effective is for me to just take the child for a short flight during which I say…
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Children Writing About the Ocean
Children Writing About the Ocean… 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 2) Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don’t have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (age 7) 4) Sharks…
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Bad Biker
Bad Biker I liked this one – There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
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Hot Air Balloon
This is a British political joke: (You might have gathered by the ‘Hot Air’ Balloon!) You need to know the three main parties: Liberal, Conservative and Labour – there was a coalition between the Conservatives and Liberals. The Story: A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She lowered her altitude and…
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Café Boards
A Scottish café has become a social media hit thanks to its daily pun-filled sandwich board signs which have delighted customers. Social media users are sharing the signs created by staff at the seafront Inversnecky Café, located in Aberdeen. The café also posts photos of the signs, some of which are inspired from suggestions by…
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