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The kids named Terry in Liverpool
LIVERPOOL CLASSIC! A woman walks into the Liverpool benefits office, trailed by 15 kids. > ‘WOW!’ the social worker exclaims, ‘Are they ALL > yours? ‘Yeah, they are all mine,’ the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, ‘Sit down Terry.’ All the children rush to find seats. ‘Well,’…
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The Male Patient
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”
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Some one-liners for amusement
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. · Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! · A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. · I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. · Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. ·
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Woman Stops Grizzly Bear with .45 calibre pistol
The value of guns in the wild Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With .25 Calibre Pistol. This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a grizzly bear attack with one well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire. These are her own words: While out hiking in Missoula,…
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Canadian Post Office
This is a quick joke – just to create a smile on a gloomy day – Canadian Post Office (Could be any around the world really) A guy goes into the Canada Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t…
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Jehovah Witness’ meet staunch theodolite
Very Funny Worth watching: Jehovah’s witnesses meet staunch theodolite
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