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If Fifty Shades of Grey was written by a Man
If Fifty Shades of Grey was written by a man: The first 20 of the fifty!! At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I sighed as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I’d seen.
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25 Reasons to Love Scotland
These are very funny but some have bad language. Do not read if you offend easily!! 🙂 There are 25 reasons to love Scotland: 1. The Architecture 2. The way the motorists handle wheel clampers in Glasgow……………….
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This week’s funnies
This Week’s Jokes I thought I’d share a few ‘silly’ jokes this week – so you’ll have one per day. Monday.The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
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Well, well!!
Well, well!! A vicar and his curate were playing golf on their day off. The ball went into the rough – a slightly wooded area. They went in search of the ball and came across a well. I wonder how deep it is, asked the curate. I’ll throw a pebble in and we’ll listen, said…
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Marriage Councelling for Eileen and John
Eileen and her husband John went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
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Bad Neighbour email trail!
This is a very funny email trail, starting with a hand written letter, from one neighbour to another. It is an absolute must. Please take the time to read. Accompanied by a hand drawn sketch, it starts: “Dear Neighbour, Due to your new terawatt floodlight shining through our bedroom window like a small but intense…
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