
Subject: Golf Advice A man goes to a golf pro for some advice. ‘Well, what should I do?’ asked the man. ‘Hold the club gently,’ the pro replied, ‘just like you’d hold your wife‘s breast.’
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by…
I had to tell you this one – it is very typical for many of us! ‘Resetting the Password’ “Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired – you must register a new one.” roses “Sorry, too few characters.” pretty roses “Sorry, you must use at…
WOW – some people in Russia are extremely lucky to escape with their lives – see this footage taken from Russian dashboards!! Link to follow:
A Few New (I think) Jokes An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, ‘I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?’
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