A good golf yarn

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You’re playing golf for the club championships……After 17 holes, you and your opponant are dead even…..You have the honours off the 18th tee …..You hit your drive straight down the fairway a good 250 yards ……….Your opponant drives a slice in the woods on the right …..You help him look for the ball for about 10 minutes ……..Finally he says “why don’t you go and take your second shot. I’ll look for my ball for a couple more minutes and if I don’t find it I’ll go back and tee up again for my third stroke” …….You go to the fairway and hit your second shot. It’s perfect and lands about 10 feet from the hole……..Justs as your ball comes to a rest, a voice from the woods shouts “found it“……..his ball comes flying out of the woods and lands 3 inches from the hole and is a definate ‘gimme’……

Here’s the dilemma: Do you take the cheating bastard’s ball out of your pocket and confront him with it…. or do you just keep your mouth shut?

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