Category: Uncategorized
-
A good golf yarn
You’re playing golf for the club championships……After 17 holes, you and your opponant are dead even…..You have the honours off the 18th tee …..You hit your drive straight down the fairway a good 250 yards ……….Your opponant drives a slice in the woods on the right …..You help him look…
-
Millenial Job Interview
Millenials are born circa 1984 They are special. This could be a typical job interview. Please watch….
-
A Serial Killer (?) (a short story)
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
-
Why Men Need Toolboxes
Great Video involving several men (probably Germans) with their toolboxes. Oh – not rude – sorry!
-
How to Remove a ring stuck on your finger
A ring is stuck on your finger. The Doctor said he needed to cut the finger to remove the ring. The Goldsmith said he needed to cut the ring to remove it. What did the Engineer do? Check the video…
-
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday evening with a beautiful much younger girl at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring. The…
-
The Perfect Man.
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like…
-
A pilot father’s discipline with love
Most people today think it improper to discipline children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have had one of those moments. Since I’m a pilot, one method that I have found very effective is for me to just take the child for a short…
StevesFunnies.com 