Category: story
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The Perfect Man.
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like…
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A pilot father’s discipline with love
Most people today think it improper to discipline children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have had one of those moments. Since I’m a pilot, one method that I have found very effective is for me to just take the child for a short…
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This week’s funnies
This Week’s Jokes I thought I’d share a few ‘silly’ jokes this week – so you’ll have one per day. Monday.The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
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Marriage Councelling for Eileen and John
Eileen and her husband John went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
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Bad Neighbour email trail!
This is a very funny email trail, starting with a hand written letter, from one neighbour to another. It is an absolute must. Please take the time to read. Accompanied by a hand drawn sketch, it starts: “Dear Neighbour, Due to your new terawatt floodlight shining through our bedroom window…
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The Farmer and the Little Old Lady
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of…
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Man and Goose can be best friends, maybe in love?
Man is all ‘goosed up’! Are they in love? Not particularly funny but a very sweet story – another ‘must watch’ see link to follow:
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My Proposed Golf Book, the Highlights and Terminology
Dear Friends, I have written a book and am quite proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I’m asking friends and family to spread the news about this essential read. This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have…