StevesFunnies.com

Smile.


Leave a comment

The Male Patient

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

Continue reading

Advertisements


2 Comments

If Fifty Shades of Grey was written by a Man

If Fifty Shades of Grey was written by a man:

The first 20 of the fifty!!

 

  1. At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I sighed as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I’d seen.

Continue reading