Actual Classified Ad in a Savannah Paper

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m.   E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

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