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  • “The Parrot is Dead?”

    At dawn the telephone rings, “Hello, Senor Steve? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house. I am sorry to bother you whilst you are in your holiday villa in France, taking a few weeks off from your busy schedule.” “Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you?…