A group of Hell’s Angels bikers were riding around Clifton in Bristol when they saw a girl, dressed in a tight outfit made of leather about to jump off the Clifton Suspension Bridge, so they stopped just by her.
The leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the policeman and says, “What are you doing?”
“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.
While he didn’t want to appear ‘sensitive’, he didn’t want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked… “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give this big man a big lingering kiss, sweetheart?”
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that… And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After she’s finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the policeman, then he says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!! That’s a real talent you’re wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?”
“Because my parents have ordered me to stop dressing up like a girl”