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Paddy meets a Hooker one night….

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raunchy leg posing shot of hookerAn Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows.

“Twenty dollars,” she whispers.

Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides – what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks.

So they get it together in the bushes.

They’re going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light flashes on them.

It’s a police officer.

“What’s going on here?” asks the officer.

“I’m making love to me wife,” the Irishman answers sounding annoyed.

“Oh, I’m so sorry” says the cop, “…I didn’t know.”

“Well, needer did I,’ says Paddy, ’til ya shoined dat light in her face!”

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Author: stevecurtis2012

I love the best in people and I enjoy a good story or joke. In our leisure time some serious stuff is important too so that it can be mixed in with the funnies otherwise our smile becomes too fixed. A real smile, a real laugh is the best tonic for our living times

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