An older gentleman had an  appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with  several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with  patients… As he approached the receptionist‘s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

He gave her his name.  In a very loud  voice, the receptionist said,

“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?”

All the patients in the waiting room  snapped their heads around to look at the the older man.

Responding quickly, and in a loud voice  he replied,

‘NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE  OPERATION,  BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.’

The room erupted in applause!

DON’T MESS WITH THE OLD FOLKS!