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GoodBye Mum

Hope this touches you  the way it touched me!

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady  following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept  staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him  and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you  look so much like my late son”

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“The Parrot is Dead?”

At dawn the telephone rings, “Hello, Senor Steve? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house. I am sorry to bother you whilst you are in your holiday villa in France, taking a few weeks off from your busy schedule.”

“Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?”

“Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Steve, that your parrot, he is dead”.

“My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?”

“Si, Senor, that’s the one.”

“Damn! That’s a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?”

“From eating the rotten meat, Senor Steve.” Continue reading

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The British in Afghanistan

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.

The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?” The soldier replied, “There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? ……. they are only £10
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