A Few New (I think) Jokes
An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, ‘I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?’ Continue reading
A Few New (I think) Jokes
An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, ‘I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?’ Continue reading →
Amusing, West Country , nostalgic music video story
Man is all ‘goosed up’! Are they in love?
Not particularly funny but a very sweet story – another ‘must watch’
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Video of Lord Alan Sugar and The Apprentices – a must watch funny.
All Credit to Cassette Boy.
Video of ………….The Best Final of Masterchef
The food is unbeatable?
This is so funny – must recommend
To see this very special episode link to………………………
I have written a book and am quite proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I’m asking friends and family to spread the news about this essential read.
This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my 10+ years of golfing experience.
Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4) When to Give the Curator the Finger
Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m
Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY Continue reading →
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.’
The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
At dawn the telephone rings, “Hello, Senor Steve? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house. I am sorry to bother you whilst you are in your holiday villa in France, taking a few weeks off from your busy schedule.”
“Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?”
“Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Steve, that your parrot, he is dead”.
“My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?”
“Si, Senor, that’s the one.”
“Damn! That’s a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?”
“From eating the rotten meat, Senor Steve.” Continue reading →