A vicar and his curate were playing golf on their day off.
The ball went into the rough – a slightly wooded area.
They went in search of the ball and came across a well.
I wonder how deep it is, asked the curate.
I’ll throw a pebble in and we’ll listen, said the vicar.
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem – how to carry his entire purchases home.