Very Funny
Worth watching:
Jehovah’s witnesses meet staunch theodolite
If Fifty Shades of Grey was written by a man:
The first 20 of the fifty!!
These are very funny but some have bad language.
Do not read if you offend easily!! 🙂
There are 25 reasons to love Scotland:
1. The Architecture
2. The way the motorists handle wheel clampers in Glasgow……………….
This Week’s Jokes
I thought I’d share a few ‘silly’ jokes this week – so you’ll have one per day.
Monday.The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. Continue reading
A vicar and his curate were playing golf on their day off.
The ball went into the rough – a slightly wooded area.
They went in search of the ball and came across a well.
I wonder how deep it is, asked the curate.
I’ll throw a pebble in and we’ll listen, said the vicar.
Eileen and her husband John went for counselling after 25 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. Continue reading
This is a very funny email trail, starting with a hand written letter, from one neighbour to another.
It is an absolute must.
Please take the time to read.
Accompanied by a hand drawn sketch, it starts:
“Dear Neighbour,
Due to your new terawatt floodlight shining through our bedroom window
like a small but intense sun, I have removed the lamp and placed it in
your letterbox.
Regards David”
Please see the responses to each other Continue reading
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem – how to carry his entire purchases home.
I had to tell you this one – it is very typical for many of us!
‘Resetting the Password’
“Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired – you must register a new one.”
roses
“Sorry, too few characters.”
pretty roses
“Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character.”
1 pretty rose
“Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.”
1prettyrose
“Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters.”
1fuckingprettyrose
WOW – some people in Russia are extremely lucky to escape with their lives – see this footage taken from Russian dashboards!!
Link to follow: Continue reading
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