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Category: Sex Jokes

  • The Male Patient

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

  • If Fifty Shades of Grey was written by a Man

    If Fifty Shades of Grey was written by a man: The first 20 of the fifty!!   At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I sighed as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I’d seen.

  • Marriage Councelling for Eileen and John

    Marriage Councelling for Eileen and John

    Eileen and her husband John went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

  • Golf Advice?

    Subject: Golf Advice A man goes to a golf pro for some advice. ‘Well, what should I do?’ asked the man. ‘Hold the club gently,’ the pro replied, ‘just like you’d hold your wife‘s breast.’