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  • Scot Squad nailing political correctness 😅

    Scot Squad nailing political correctness 😅

    Chief of police making a catalogue of questionable apologies to a variety of cultures and communities. 🫣

  • The Perfect Man.

    A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”  Passenger: “Who?”  Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like…

  • A pilot father’s discipline with love

    Most people today think it improper to discipline children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have had one of those moments. Since I’m a pilot, one method that I have found very effective is for me to just take the child for a short…

  • Children Writing About the Ocean

    Children Writing About the Ocean… 1)  This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.  (Kelly,  age  6) 2) Oysters’ balls are called pearls.  (Jerry, age  6) 3) If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island.  If you don’t  have ocean all round you, you are…

  • Bad Biker

    Bad Biker I liked this one – There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says menacingly, as I burst…

  • Hot Air Balloon

    This is a British political joke: (You might have gathered by the ‘Hot Air’ Balloon!) You need to know the three main parties: Liberal, Conservative and Labour – there was a coalition between the Conservatives and Liberals.   The Story: A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost.…

  • Café Boards

      A Scottish café has become a social media hit thanks to its daily pun-filled sandwich board signs which have delighted customers. Social media users are sharing the signs created by staff at the seafront Inversnecky Café, located in Aberdeen. The café also posts photos of the signs, some of which…

  • The kids named Terry in Liverpool

    LIVERPOOL CLASSIC! A woman walks into the Liverpool benefits office, trailed by 15 kids. > ‘WOW!’ the social worker exclaims, ‘Are they ALL > yours?  ‘Yeah, they are all mine,’ the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, ‘Sit down Terry.’ All the children…

  • The Male Patient

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

  • Some one-liners for amusement

    How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. · Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! · A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. · I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. · Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. ·