A vicar and his curate were playing golf on their day off.
The ball went into the rough – a slightly wooded area.
They went in search of the ball and came across a well.
I wonder how deep it is, asked the curate.
I’ll throw a pebble in and we’ll listen, said the vicar.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.’ The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
Most people nowadays think it improper to discipline children, so a friend of mine has tried other methods to control his kids when they have had one of ‘those moments.’
Since he is a pilot, one that he has found very effective is to just take the child for a flight in the plane during which he says nothing and gives the child the opportunity to reflect on his or her behavior. Continue reading →