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Children Writing About the Ocean
Children Writing About the Ocean… 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 2) Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don’t have ocean all round you, you are…
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Bad Biker
Bad Biker I liked this one – There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says menacingly, as I burst…
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Hot Air Balloon
This is a British political joke: (You might have gathered by the ‘Hot Air’ Balloon!) You need to know the three main parties: Liberal, Conservative and Labour – there was a coalition between the Conservatives and Liberals. The Story: A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost.…
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Café Boards
A Scottish café has become a social media hit thanks to its daily pun-filled sandwich board signs which have delighted customers. Social media users are sharing the signs created by staff at the seafront Inversnecky Café, located in Aberdeen. The café also posts photos of the signs, some of which…
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The kids named Terry in Liverpool
LIVERPOOL CLASSIC! A woman walks into the Liverpool benefits office, trailed by 15 kids. > ‘WOW!’ the social worker exclaims, ‘Are they ALL > yours? ‘Yeah, they are all mine,’ the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, ‘Sit down Terry.’ All the children…
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Woman Stops Grizzly Bear with .45 calibre pistol
The value of guns in the wild Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With .25 Calibre Pistol. This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a grizzly bear attack with one well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire. These are her own words:…
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This week’s funnies
This Week’s Jokes I thought I’d share a few ‘silly’ jokes this week – so you’ll have one per day. Monday.The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
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Marriage Councelling for Eileen and John
Eileen and her husband John went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
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The Farmer and the Little Old Lady
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of…
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Bed & Breakfast near Bath
Welcome to Mark & Shanti’s lovely, rural farmhouse B&B, which uses the best local products for a traditional Aga cooked breakfast.
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