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  • The Perfect Man.

    A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”  Passenger: “Who?”  Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like…

  • A pilot father’s discipline with love

    Most people today think it improper to discipline children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have had one of those moments. Since I’m a pilot, one method that I have found very effective is for me to just take the child for a short…

  • Bad Biker

    Bad Biker I liked this one – There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says menacingly, as I burst…

  • Hot Air Balloon

    This is a British political joke: (You might have gathered by the ‘Hot Air’ Balloon!) You need to know the three main parties: Liberal, Conservative and Labour – there was a coalition between the Conservatives and Liberals.   The Story: A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost.…

  • The kids named Terry in Liverpool

    LIVERPOOL CLASSIC! A woman walks into the Liverpool benefits office, trailed by 15 kids. > ‘WOW!’ the social worker exclaims, ‘Are they ALL > yours?  ‘Yeah, they are all mine,’ the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, ‘Sit down Terry.’ All the children…

  • The Male Patient

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

  • Some one-liners for amusement

    How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. · Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! · A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. · I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. · Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. ·

  • Canadian Post Office

    This is a quick joke – just to create a smile on a gloomy day – Canadian Post Office (Could be any around the world really)   A guy goes into the Canada Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He …

  • Jehovah Witness’ meet staunch theodolite

    Very Funny Worth watching: Jehovah’s witnesses meet staunch theodolite  

  • If Fifty Shades of Grey was written by a Man

    If Fifty Shades of Grey was written by a man: The first 20 of the fifty!!   At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I sighed as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I’d seen.