Category: story
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A few ‘Oldies’ Jokes
Joke 1 (of 6) An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would…
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“The Parrot is Dead?”
At dawn the telephone rings, “Hello, Senor Steve? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house. I am sorry to bother you whilst you are in your holiday villa in France, taking a few weeks off from your busy schedule.” “Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you?…
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Anger Management
When you have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know – and someone who deserves it. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a…
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The British in Afghanistan
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties. The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?” The soldier replied, “There…
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Lawyer Story of the Year
BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great…
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Radio Interview with Australian Major General
For those that don’t know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian. General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the…
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The Doctor’s receptionist
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients… As he approached the receptionist‘s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. …
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Paddy meets a Hooker one night….
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows. “Twenty dollars,” she whispers. Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides – what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks. So they get it together in the bushes.
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Tough-Guy Legend…
A group of Hell’s Angels bikers were riding around Clifton in Bristol when they saw a girl, dressed in a tight outfit made of leather about to jump off the Clifton Suspension Bridge, so they stopped just by her.
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Better than any Judge and Jury
Actual Classified Ad in a Savannah Paper To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife…
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