Category: funny
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Canadian Post Office
This is a quick joke – just to create a smile on a gloomy day – Canadian Post Office (Could be any around the world really) A guy goes into the Canada Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He …
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Jehovah Witness’ meet staunch theodolite
Very Funny Worth watching: Jehovah’s witnesses meet staunch theodolite
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If Fifty Shades of Grey was written by a Man
If Fifty Shades of Grey was written by a man: The first 20 of the fifty!! At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I sighed as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I’d seen.
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25 Reasons to Love Scotland
These are very funny but some have bad language. Do not read if you offend easily!! 🙂 There are 25 reasons to love Scotland: 1. The Architecture 2. The way the motorists handle wheel clampers in Glasgow……………….
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This week’s funnies
This Week’s Jokes I thought I’d share a few ‘silly’ jokes this week – so you’ll have one per day. Monday.The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
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Well, well!!
Well, well!! A vicar and his curate were playing golf on their day off. The ball went into the rough – a slightly wooded area. They went in search of the ball and came across a well. I wonder how deep it is, asked the curate. I’ll throw a pebble…
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Marriage Councelling for Eileen and John
Eileen and her husband John went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
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Bad Neighbour email trail!
This is a very funny email trail, starting with a hand written letter, from one neighbour to another. It is an absolute must. Please take the time to read. Accompanied by a hand drawn sketch, it starts: “Dear Neighbour, Due to your new terawatt floodlight shining through our bedroom window…
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The Farmer and the Little Old Lady
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of…
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Resetting the password
I had to tell you this one – it is very typical for many of us! ‘Resetting the Password’ “Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired – you must register a new one.” roses “Sorry, too few characters.” pretty roses …
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